Happy birthday to this cutie 🤎

@joccherr

Why did we stop trying to sneak into places with giant wooden horses?

a 5 year old called me ugly so i said she was ugly too 😒

@__vanessamacias

Alex Jones is trending on a platform that he isn't allowed on. I guess he'll probably twist this into a win somehow. This doesn't happen in the intellectual societies.

#BoycottMythology #BanReligion #OutlawGod

Now to double my money:

Introducing an even better COVID treatment, horse REwormer

коллективное мышление?
А может лучше тупое стадо?

@ne_spasibo_

Imagine voting? It's like dropping your kids off at Michael Jackson's or Aaron Rock's and then wondering why they got molested.

THERAPIST: We need to work on these delusions that you know famous people.

ME: Michael Jordan told me you would say that.

I refer to the first person I hear cough in January as "Patient Zero" for the rest of the year.

Fun things to do when you're board #756:

Read the tweets in the Kanye trend, but replace the word "Kanye" with "MAGA"

como anda la sociedad tuitera a la que ya no pertenezco? :/

@junayrarivera

I was today years old when I found out that The Rolling Stones might not be immortal.