I gotta stop making fun of relationships. Every ad faithbook throws up is from PlentyOfFish, Tinder, zoosk, and the humane society.
Jay Pretli's words, not ours
CHUCK, #127
Bad Mantras
If I can transcend my ego, I will be amazingly cool.
I'm only as good as last night's ratings.
TV critics are your friends. Confide in them.
We're never gonna get nominated.
Breathe in fear, breathe out serenity.
I am love, I am stardust, I have a suspicious mole.
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“I’ve never understood the sun. I know solar panels very much. I’ve studied it better than most people and I still don’t know how the sun stays in the sky during the day or where it goes at night.”
~Klan Wizard, Donald Trump
Hey, quick question for you evangelicals: at which church is President Anointed By God worshiping today? just curious.
If Holly is so jolly, then why is it serrated?
"I tooted and everybody thought it was Landon falling down the stairs" ~Paylin
So... Like... did anyone else get clowned by their kids for using a stapler to wrap gifts or is that something yours got used tooo?
"Grandma, your 'grace' sucks. It didn't even rhyme. Why even bother if you're not gonna put any effort" ~Sheldon
JAY PRETLI: Now available in the festive flavors of:
Candy-cane
Eggnog
Pinecone
Cider
and
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A confused and clearly drunken Jacob Marley just told me I would be visited by three goats.
I hate it when being happy messes with my anticipated holiday depression