are u gonna call me beautiful today or do i gotta go to the gas station?
When ur stepmom goes to a Luke Bryan concert and takes your shirt with her but not you🤗
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On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.
Dogs consider you their best friend.
Cats consider you an acquaintance.
Just got to be part of an angry mob beating the shit out of someone using a plastic straw.
It was pointed out to me that my tweets recently were extremely negative. This is probably because I pay attention to what is happening and have noticed the world both crumbling and on fire.
PHYSICIAN: We're very concerned about your mental health. We need you to take a test we only give to people we suspect have declining cognitive abilities.
PRESIDENT: Great, I'll never stop bragging about it!
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Prince Eric: wanna get sushi?
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January was always the coldest. These last few years are fuct. People that don't believe in climate change need to be burned at the stake.
Well giraffes are officially endangered.
My heart hurts. And I hate humans.