With the wind chill factor, it only feels like 95 degrees.
With the wind chill factor, it only feels like 95 degrees.
Wanted:
Human guinea pig to try my wacky inventions and homemade medicines out on. Must be very resilient and supply your own lab coat.
300 degrees in the shade.
PLEASE stop going shopping without money.
Dear employees,
Due to COVID-19, our company dental plan will now only cover 7 teeth.
Please let HR know which ones you would like covered.
Today's assignment:
At your therapy appointment, tell your therapist you had a dream and start to describe it. Slowly transition into the lyrics of "I Will Survive." See how far you can get until your therapist notices.
PSA: When using our parking lot, we ask that you close the doors before coming in here.
No time to explain why. Just trust me on this one.
PEANUT BRITTLE DOES NOT GO INTO STIR FRY! SO STOP IT!
PEACHES: Yes, they're started.
Today's assignment:
Pick an elderly gentleman walking down the street, stop them, look closely at their face and say hopefully "Dad?"