"Do you know how many times we've cleared Venus to LAND?"
~A Detroit Air Traffic Controller
Aliens probably ride past Earth and lock their doors.
#FakeArea51Facts
They only have one store there. Forever 51.
It's about time I finally got to see Uranus.
“Twinkle, twinkle LITTLE star? LITTLE star??? I'm 2,000 solar radii, you punk little shit.”
MCU Phase 4 Avengers:
- Picasso
- Angela Basset
- Jesus ...read more
“I definitely lost a step.”
- Optimus Past His Prime
It's a pretty mixed up world when a guy can't wear a Boba Fett helmet to an art museum.
SCIENCE: If you don't make simple changes RIGHT NOW, the Earth will not be able to support life in a few decades.
HUMANS: Pass. We're kinda dicks when it comes to this stuff.
#FakeArea51Facts The doormat says “E.T, Go Home”
<wonders why no one is around, looks up at “AREA 52” sign>
ME: God. Dammit.
I expected to get a lot more holograms of princesses delivered via droids by now