Your soulmate cannot STAND you.

Uninformed, pathetic, AND an internet troll? The ladies must love you!

Real life is still buffering

If I was a basketball coach, I would ONLY allow behind the back passes.

If you're mad about a ridiculous music list, the best revenge is to listen to the music you love.

NARRATOR: Fuck.

I just found out other people write tweets. Going to check some out if I get the chance.

Mike Love is the Mike Love of The Beach Boys.

Stress- and I cannot stress this enough- is very stressful.

Cannot wait until this is over to batdance with someone again.

You do not have to respect someone's choice to not get vaccinated. At all. It's not some brave, heroic stance. It's not a bold philosophical decision.

There's a global pandemic with a way out.

Anti-vaxx is literally choosing to ensure life doesn't get better for other people. ...read more

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