Your attempt at humor has been noted.

The crazy has been brung

Alright, let's start the crazy.

“Snatch” and “Snatched” are basically the same movie.

Twitter is a poorly executed intervention organized just for you.

Your avi change request has been approved.

We look forward to your highly filtered selfie, pet, cartoon, boobs or any combination thereof.

Don't tell people your whole life is a lie. Let them figure it out over a number of years.

Most people acting foolish are not acting.

< keeps bringing up your ex >

People believe lies when it's easier and/or better for them than the truth.

Lies like, “You're life doesn't suck because you're a shiftless hillbilly who should have read more books; it sucks because non-European babies want to live in your country.”

Big shoutout to Nicki Minaj for respectfully not mentioning me on her current diss track. Classy move by a classy lady.