Maybe I don't say it enough, but fuck this shit.

Having the best chicken sandwich is as much of an accomplishment as having the best bronze medal.

"Sandy and Danny's Law"

It is physically impossible for Olivia Newton John and John Travolta to make an appearance together and not be forced to dance.

Be yourself. Someone has to make the horrible mistakes the rest of us learn from.

“My time to shine...”

- horrible people

In response to the rash of recordings and renewed security concerns, no one wearing a giant carnation on their lapel will be allowed in the White House Situation Room.

Finally a day where there are no headlines that will turn the internet into a writhing cesspool of misinformation and spec-

Oh crap.

Ever get that feeling that something may or may not happen at some unknown time?

When the world is burning, maybe try and stay focused on finding water.

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Any time someone posts a selfie, zoom in and make a comment about some item in the background. People appreciate it, and it's not creepy at all.

Never break eye contact. Ever. I'm looking at so many people right now.