Any time someone posts a selfie, zoom in and make a comment about some item in the background. People appreciate it, and it's not creepy at all.
Any time someone posts a selfie, zoom in and make a comment about some item in the background. People appreciate it, and it's not creepy at all.
Never break eye contact. Ever. I'm looking at so many people right now.
Guys continue to push the creepy as fuck envelope.
Um… guys… maybe just move away from Elm Street?
The bubblegum tough guys of the right who talk so tough online have never been in an altercation more aggressive than “I asked for well done, this is medium.”
Plans, in the order of cancelability:
5. Drinks with friends
4. Dinner party
3. Lunch
2. Kid's birthday party
1. Wedding (as guest or participant)
Accept that coffee is better than you.
No one can beat you at your own game if your own game is beating yourself.
"You think it's a game? You think it's a fuckin' GAME?"
- DMX takes Scrabble extremely seriously
A pair of Chinese finger cuffs would immediately end this presidency.
If she doesn't pull the trigger of your love gun, she's just not that into you.
Was life before 2016 always this exhausting?