You fuckers could fuck up free beer, pizza and puppy night.

Imagine a world where there was more than one right answer…

But if all the anti-vax, anti-mask misinformation pundits die of COVID, who will save us?

I have to stop throwing computers out of office windows when I read something I don't like.

Internet, make me one of those red baseball hats with “Individual-1” on it. Thanks in advance.

I hereby declare every "serving size" to be 1!

Enjoy!

ME: So, are you a jukebox hero?

🤩: How could you tell?

Always give bad advice. Either you will be entertained by the results of your bad advice, or people will stop coming to you for advice. So, win-win.

Even if I don't rock your world, I will rock certain land masses.

Britney Spears' hit "...Baby One More Time" just turned 20!

A look at the world when that song was first released:

- JohnBritney Spears' hit "...Baby One More Time" just turned 20!

A look at the world when that song was first released:

- John Quincy Adams was president
- Rotary phones had not been invented
- The most popular TV show was "Gunsmoke"
- The average computer took up several blocks ...read more

Treat anyone who purposely hurts people as an enemy.

Free relationship advice:

Say something you can't take back.