We need to start arming and training law enforcement in case of any attacks!

Lesson for you kids out there:

If you try and do good, you have to be almost perfect.

If you're evil, anything goes. ...read more

I sure hope there are more profiles of the 0.00001% of people who quit their jobs over vaccine mandates/requirements, while ignoring the 99.99999% who did get vaccinated.

Thanks again, The Media!

Grease is A word. It's not THE word.

New streaming service:

DoubleTwitch™️

You watch a live stream of people who are watching other people play video games. ...read more

This is not the world Count Chocula wanted for us.

“No, you're thinking of my cousin.”

- Regular-sized Bow Wow

Cancel culture:

(a) The vast majority of people screaming "cancel culture" are mad they are being held accountable

(b) There are tiny number of instances where people "cancel" someone without all the facts

(c) There are "edgy" comedians who want you to think every (a) is a (b) ...read more

I find being in a worse mood than usual to be very soothing.

“Sir, are you refusing to participate in a virtual debate because you're a scared little child, you refuse not to spread your disease, or you're too sick to do it?

100% of zombies who responded to our recent poll want to eat your brains.

Side note, I have a pair of jeans that's 15 years old.