Shower jumping is a leading cause of noggin bonking.

God forbid you try and have some fun on this hellhole of an app.

Dumb dumb doesn't realize that “Sleepy Joe” is a reminder that we might be able to have a peaceful rest each night again.

Beach tip:

Abandon everything you brought to the beach and never speak of it again.

@cottoncandaddy Math Twitter has 0 01% sense of humor according to my calculations

Anything can be a substitute for love if it's delicious.

Wear your tattoos like Captain America's shield.

So You Want To Put Children In Harm’s Way: A Guide To Governing In The South

If you love a tiny dancer, let them go. If they come back and hold you closer, they're yours forever.

Athlete
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I sure hope there are more profiles of the 0.00001% of people who quit their jobs over vaccine mandates/requirements, while ignoring the 99.99999% who did get vaccinated.

Thanks again, The Media!

“No, you're thinking of my cousin.”

- Regular-sized Bow Wow