I know you love rock ‘n roll, but put another dime in the juke box? I appreciate being your baby, but I'm not made of dimes, Joan.
I know you love rock ‘n roll, but put another dime in the juke box? I appreciate being your baby, but I'm not made of dimes, Joan.
I always tell people to go for it, because I am very nurturing and also I love to see train wrecks.
Wait, who here ISN'T weed?
I'm in Schrödinger's Relationship.
I can't tell if it's alive or dead.
I have library books out since 4th grade, so I think I know a thing or two about life on the run, always looking over your shoulder for a day of reckoning.
I USED A SEMICOLON CORRECTLY TODAY; I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!
Cock Punch All Undecided Voters 2020
THEM: I wish there was some way I could repay you.
ME: Disappearing forever will be payment enough.
Movie Law:
If there is a big pile of explosives, said big pile of explosives will definitely blow up.
Two things I hate: Knowing what day it is, and not knowing what day it is.
What a glorious time to be a punk ass little bitch!
Unfortunate Super Power No. 591
Ultra slippery wrists