jmu ☆ ∆∆∆
@trideltajmu
There are two kinds of people. One kind clicks “Show thread.”
All the cool kids are voting this time.
Take time to stop and smell the roses. Through your mask. Also they were eaten by spotted lanternflies.
My reaction is often “Are they drunk or just terrible writers?”
Looks like every single person with even minimal observational skills was right.
Other than that, everything's great!
“Boo.”
- sarcastic ghosts
(Please read the “boo” very sarcastically)
The enemy of my enemy gives me two enemies, sweet.
Every conversation is too long.
USA SOCCER: I have bad news. We were beaten by Trinidad.
ME: No!
USA SOCCER: And it gets worse.
ME: Not Tobago too???
I'm an oatmeal cookie truther.