Be glad your teeth don't grow hair and you don't have to shave your teeth.
Drinking game:
Drink every time
Actually, that’s it. ...read more
Why did no one say anything after that batshit crazy epilogue to the Michael Jackson “The Way You Make Me Feel” video?
A car smashing, dick grabbing cuckoo fest.
The Nine Most Influential Single-Digit Numbers
Based on my movie knowledge, old karate masters basically hit you with a bamboo staff and yell “Again!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU THOUGHT WE WERE BONDING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just argued with a guy who was clearly a “suburban housewife” if you know what I mean..:
What song is indelibly tied to a movie or tv scene for you?
One of mine is David Bowie's "Golden Years" and the dance scene in "A Knight's Tale." Another is "Spill the Wine" and the pool party scene in "Boogie Nights."
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Get ready for a tail the size of Jupiter to wag the dog.
I worry about some of you. Comedically.
Retweeting with comment is like being a feat. on a hit track.