School spirit game: 100
Ticket game: 0
@ethan.ogrady_ @lauren_bolger
if this wasn’t enough of an inside scoop into our London trip, please head to my mom’s Facebook page since she’s writing an autobiography about it #imkidding #iloveyoumarifrances
@lauren_bolger
“I’m sorry, she has to do it for the meme”
@lauren_bolger
Bitch I’m a cow
@carocakess @lauren_bolger
Turns out that my best friend is actually a car warranty robocall 😞
Cannot wait to start dropping it like it's hot again.
I spend so much energy trying not to spontaneously combust… it's exhausting
Success is just failure that works.
“We're possessed. And no one likes us.”
- Children of the Candy Corn