Today has been boring af
You know when you lay down to tuck your shirt in?
I've never served time in prison, but I have had to sit through other people's kid's piano and dance recitals.
The great thing about being a professional ghost hunter is knowing you can't do a bad job.
If there's anything more fun than watching a despicable person melt down in real time on social media, I'd sure like to see it.
People who are offended after you sneeze and they say “God bless you” and you don't say “thank you” couldn't care less if you're dying from plague.
“Here's a new movie starring your favorite actress!”
Yay!
“ co-starring an actor you find unwatchable!”
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At least with a goth girl, you know why they keep trying to get some of your blood.
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nyc <3
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