💘 @arizonastatetheta

Making billionaires pay more than $0 in taxes? What's next, tax cuts for the middle class and poor? Well-funded public schools? WHERE DOES IT END???

Fact:

Cool people on Twitter will lead you to other cool people on Twitter.

Admit that if someone yelled "HEY ASSHOLE" on the street, you would turn your head to look.

When I don't know something, I always admit that I don't know. But I also like to add that I don't care.

Ah yes, good people of the internet, let me give some real thought to your criticism.

Tattoo idea:

Tattoo your entire body with vertical stripes, so no diet ever needed.

May your problems be such that they can be solved by a guitar solo.

You know you've made it when you're sick of your own bullshit.

The Michigan terrorists looked exactly like you thought they would.

Nice glow up. Clean your bathroom.

Did you ever do something silly and say to yourself, “I am one silly bitch”?