If you encounter anyone in public doing something like taking their shoes off on a plane, or talking loudly on a cell phone in an elevator-
This is it. This is your superhero origin story. Do what you must. And thank you for your service.
If you encounter anyone in public doing something like taking their shoes off on a plane, or talking loudly on a cell phone in an elevator-
This is it. This is your superhero origin story. Do what you must. And thank you for your service.
shiver, pool
Favorite part of Las Vegas- if you lose a large amount of money, you can just say “do over” and they give you an immediate refund.
I always give people a parting gift before blocking them. Usually a muffin basket.
Working in groups is just like working alone, except that you will do your work plus everyone else's work.
“Why don't you love Radiohead?”
- people who love Radiohead
Set the tone at any new office job by eating everything in the break room refrigerator the first day.
Just once, I want to see two fighters do that stare down thing at the weigh-in, and spontaneously break out into the Cher and Peter Cetera duet “After All” in perfect harmony.
Your most clever tweets will be ignored.
A pic of a kitten wearing boxing gloves with the comment “Awwww” will go viral.
There Is No Good News: A Retrospective
If someone lies to provide cover for a despicable agenda aimed at hurting people, say whatever you damn well please about them.
Rule: all debate moderators must be trash