Best piece of advice I ever got from the internet was “your dumb”
Best piece of advice I ever got from the internet was “your dumb”
Every single conversation I post about actually happened in real life, so please take them at face value and chastise me accordingly.
As a child, I would always dream about growing up and being aggravated all the time.
I'm not one to point out other people's flaws, but everyone but me does everything the wrong way.
Top 5 Horror Movies
- “Hell Brunch”
- “It Naps”
- “Senate Confirmation Hearing”
- “I Don't Care Who Your Ex Did Last Summer”
- “Serving Size”
Live your best life, but I warn you, it will make people furious.
There's nothing I do that I can't do better.
Octoberfest combines two more things I hate.
🎶Dream on, dream until your dreams come true*
*so, pretty much dream forever
I love when a college basketball team has four or five future Hall of Famers and people are all “What a fantastic coach!”
I tried to write a bad tweet once and pulled a muscle.
Sometimes the tip of the iceberg is also a massive iceberg.