What are the LEAST goth activities?
Nothing sexier than subject verb agreement.
Felt pretty good for a few seconds, but it turns out it was just while I was removing the knife from my back.
When you get one of the guys who lied to get us into the Iraq war to endorse, brother, you've got it made.
LA friends: WHY ARE YOU AWAKE?!?
Wilford Brimley will always be my Postmaster General.
The last time I woke up to good news, the original Van Halen was still together.
If you have a friend who hates your favorite band, can you still be friends with them, and more importantly, can they even be trusted?
Oh, you're a dangerous, compromised hypocrite with no regard for public welfare? Name one southern state that you're the Governor of.
The damp alley where my parents were murdered before my eyes.
(Batman only)
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Are there ever mellow, relaxing goose chases?
Until they were actually gone, I never knew how little I would miss fleets.