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Oakland, CA | UW | bicken back bein bool 😎 | quick shoutout to mother nature 🪴🕉🧿🐛🐙☯️🦕

If loving you is wrong, then I hate you, because I'm always right.

Had to let a few people go for giving me weak National Boss's Day presents.

Because you are protecting yourself and others, getting vaccinated MAKES YOU MORE FREE.

Anti-vaxx makes us all prisoners.

Sorry, everybody, we have to cancel the Post A Non-Creepy Picture Of Stephen Miller Contest again.

I feel as if I'm one of the few still fighting the it's “voila” not “wa-la” battle.

Cannot wait to go back to not having to feel things.

Did they ever buy that dude from the Stray Cats a third drum?

I wish life was more like the first 2/3 of a Martin Scorsese movie, and less like the last 1/3 of a Martin Scorsese movie.

Kids, when they say, "Stay in school," they mean forever. This blows.

Kicked out of the biker gang for messing up the choreography during our talent show dance.

Replace the Statue of Liberty with a trash dumpster having an eternal flame.