Among this landfill of gloom, I find glimmers of comfort seeing you here.
Let crime pay? They can't go for that. No can do.
This Fall, on CBS.
My grandfather said that the ONLY advice anyone ever needed was “Don't be a dumbass.”
Life is as easy as 1, 2, (2/3 (x^2+4)^(1/2) (x^2-9)^((-2)/3)-x(x^2-9)^(1/3) (x^2+4)^((-1)2)) (x^2+4).
Your passive aggressive "friendly reminder" is noted.
My dream is to return to tweeting about 80s song lyrics and generally just being snarky. I hate this.
If someone says "You have beautiful teeth," what they are really saying is "Given the chance, I'd like to pull those out one by one to add to my collection."
You aren't going to join me doing the hand gestures to the chorus of Prince's "I Would Die 4 U"?
Please collect your things and go.
Best deal I ever made was this guy became my bodyguard and all I had to do was pretend to be his long lost pal.
Switch to the friends and family plan, that way, I never have to call anyone.
PLEASE LEAVE ICONIC MOVIES ALONE AND SUPPORT NEW IDEAS INSTEAD THANK YOU