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Friday is just the Tuesday of Monday.
“Are you in line?”
- people who can clearly see you're in fucking line
My night?
Spent the last 20 minutes saying “Fuck” every two minutes or so.
Karma thinks you're kind of a bitch too.
Was love such an easy game to play yesterday? I still struggled with it.
America: never repeating the good parts of history
Science is for pussies who want to gain a better understanding of the world. Losers.
ME: * trues to fall into black hole *
BLACK HOLE: I have a boyfriend.
Creepy fun thing to do:
Make a stranger take a picture of the two of you in the first five minutes of a first date.
The euphoric rush from not allowing replies to clearly rhetorical questions is almost indescribable.