Due to @fordnation healthcare cuts, hospital food staff have resorted to dumpster-diving to feed patients.
In some instances victims of the Ontario Hospital Complex reported that the quality of the already decaying and pre-digested food caused headaches, vomiting and diarrhea before even being brought fully into the patients' holding cell.
When contacted for statement, Fat Boy Ford begged, "FUCK. Don't waste it. I'd eat it if I knew they weren't going to whine about the price of gas to deliver it to me ". Tax payers extortion victims are left scrambling for a way to opt out or at bet reinstate capital punishment.
Employees of the hospital have been dealing with the provincial abuse for so long now, they had forgotten that the appropriate emotion is embarrassment.
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