The brainwashed people (who are also very dumb) are bent on making sure we can never return to anything near the old normal. It's frustrating.
A story about a thing that is happening to me right now came on the tv in a restaurant as I was meeting someone to talk about it.
Conclusion? I am in a movie.
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Trying to be less fascinating
They traced the origin of coronavirus to those idiotic gender reveal parties.
New fast food joint idea:
In Burger™️
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“And now, to ruin this for everyone…”
- babies when people take them to weddings, graduations, plays, etc.
In modern parlance, “patriot” now mostly means “anti-science dumbass.”
Remember what real life is
#LifeAdviceIn5Words
A great ability right now would be to expel ink when approached like a squid.