We live in a world where many dogs have nicer birthday cakes than people.

I wrote a terrible tweet.

Some random person pointed out how bad it was.

He was right.

I blocked him. ...read more

I'm a triple threat

1. Easily annoyed
2. Incredibly impatient
3. Barely paying attention ...read more

If only making it weird paid money, imagine how rich you would be!

This time of year, tell every kid you see it's almost time for school again. Kids love school.

On the “necessary and worth the risks” list right now, hard to include college sports

I've never had a hankering for anything.

I wish my family would trade me for a few second round picks.