tdds
ahs 22
centre gsp ‘21
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Drunk me tolerates all kinds of shenanigans.
I'm the designated driver tomorrow night. What time should I pick you all up?
The guy in front of me in line was wearing a top hat.
Do I win something?
THEM: I had a dream...
ME: Was it an awesome dream?
THEM: What?
ME: What?
How much sexual assault does $32 million buy these days?
Just the fact that you're reading this is a good reason to NEVER trust your instincts.
Things have always sucked, but now we know when a thing sucks within seconds of it sucking.
Welp, time to finally see what all this Fortnite hype is about...
If you're in a relationship and the other person says "We need to talk," throw a fistful of glitter in the air. I guarantee the only thing you'll be talking about after that is glitter.
A website showing pics of chameleons should be called “Chameleon Fails”
Anyone named “Trace” must become a country singer or face a $10,000 fine and up to 3 years in prison.