funny how the people who were pissed about obama being president because trump said he was born in africa, are now completely fine with congress being led by a guy who was literally born in Africa

What I learned in 2024;

Do you support Obamacare?
Yes: 30%
No: 70%

Do you support the Affordable Care Act?
Yes: 70%
No: 30%

This is the power of branding—and the hypocrisy of misinformation. ...read more

Getting an abortion in Minecraft rn

You decide who gets to live in your head. Make interesting choices.

THEM: Do you prefer Jacob or Jake?

ME: I prefer that there is never a reason for you to speak to me again, rendering your question irrelevant.

To all time travelers accidentally arriving now, I'd like to apologize on behalf of everything.

I think the next book I write is going to be about my missing scarves... where DO they go... who are they with... what did they see... do they have enough gas... are they hurt... Are they hungry... Have they been drinking... are they on drugs... do they need money... do they need money for drugs... and why do they come home smelling like some cheap 2 dollar ski slope?

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Three months ago I was crying every single day when I drove home from work because I was so unhappy with my life.

I'm still doing that but now I get to listen to Christmas music simultaneously

That didn't have to be just a dream...

The factory that makes my echoes might go on strike, so I hope you guys like makeup tutorials.

At this point, I'm really starting to doubt that I have a top-secret plan.

People think spells are just incantations made by people who practice occult work. But spells are also obsessive thoughts about people, gossip, and ill-wishes or desires fueled by envy, jealousy and lust, among other things. It's a lot of people out here casting spells recklessly and getting hurt in the process. Or connecting to energy that can take them all the way out. Be responsible with your energy people
 ~Souljourney Jae   ...read more