Late at night, when nobody is around and I'm left alone all by myself... I just like to sit and hope that, the person that named the eggplant isn't allowed to name things anymore.
"Putin told me he didn't meddle"
"Kim Jong-un told me he would destroy his nukes"
"Bone Saw Arabia told me they didn't kill Khashoggi"
"Erdogan told me he didn't mean to fire on our troops"
how much you want to bet the next thing we hear is "Xi told me he didn't hack Equifax" ...read more
Tinaism: How do you keep that in your mouth? Do you just roll it up like a Fruit Rollup?
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I always thought Twisted Sister was singing “I want a rock.”
You know who had too much time on his hands? That guy from Styx.
I'm opening a generic bedding store that only plays U2 music called “Where The Sheets Have No Name.”
If you play “Gimme Shelter” by The Rolling Stones at the stroke of midnight, Martin Scorsese appears and shows you a montage of mobsters doing mobster shit.
Please do not silently judge me. Scream your judgments at me so I can enjoy them.
