It must be so annoying when someone is doing copycat murders, and then someone else copies them.
THERAPIST: Think of this as a safe place.
ME: Good. I'll be hiding out here until the heat from a jewel heist blows over.
Once threw a party in the county jail. Those guys did not appreciate an ABBA-themed party at all.
CHIEF: You're a disgrace to the force. Turn in your badge and gun.
ME: Oh, I lost those weeks ago. Been using my gym ID and a supersoaker.
It's just another way to say telling the truth is wrong. Criminals.
“Flipping” is the stupidest term and concept. It makes it seem like a criminal is abandoning their (non-existent) honor and doing something morally wrong.
Bullshit. It is a criminal- CRIMINAL- finally telling the truth to get a reduced punishment. That's all.
When you commit a lot of crimes, you get very excited when there are still some no one has been convicted of yet.
Let crime pay? They can't go for that. No can do.
This Fall, on CBS.
Hot take: When you retire from the heist game and are living comfortably, don’t go back for one last score.
According to the president, if someone is dead, but you don't test to see if they're dead, guess what? IT'S A MIRACLE!
Sixteen year old Cornelius Fredericks, died on May 1, 2020, after being restrained by Lakeside Academy staff. He screamed: “I can’t breathe.” His killers are Michael Mosley, Zachary Solis and Heather McLogan, now charged with involuntary manslaughter + second-degree child abuse. twitter
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okay - cops kill people because they think it's fun or whatever.
People are fed up and revolt.
That somehow registers in a cop brain to kill more people as the best solution they can conjure up.
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