christians say not to practice witch craft or astrology but celebrate the resurrection of a dead guy on the sunday after the first full moon of the equinox. and then they drink wine and bread as his blood and body and enchant over their animal sacrifices before they feast.
When you know something's wrong because you're soulmates, but you don't talk anymore. ?
Cuomo: "I accept full responsibility"
Trump: "It's Obama's fault"
Where can I find one of those families that say, "Here, take this 2 million and stay away from our daughter." ?
When I meet new people, I just hand them a printout of all of my tweets. That should answer any questions.
INTERVIEWER: When can you start?
ME: [handing them a stack of reports] I just did.
No more “I'll see myself out” jokes I suppose.
Imagine the quarantine went into effect just after someone got your nose.
THEM: C'mon, you're better than that.
ME: History will show that I am not.
I had outstanding pizza last night, so your jealousy is again warranted.
If I die from this, I can't even think of 6 people to carry my casket.