@michaelharriot So what happens when the country goes to hell officially? Do we become slaves to China? Can we leave if we want? I need to understand the process so I can start preparing

@KamikaTDillard

She shouldn’t have torn it up.

She should have had it mounted, Framed,
Hung in the Smithsonian.
It was a beautiful elegy
A memorial
A newer testament

Every empire dies, but...

We rarely get to see the suicide note.

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She Sells Stanktuary

Okay. These people give medals to Rush Limbaugh , and ya still think there’s no aliens and god is real?

I am one man who will fight for your honor. Which seems nice, but keep in mind I am only one man. So the likelihood is that I will not be very effective, whether I do it for the glory of love or otherwise.

Call me old fashioned, but I only write with burnt charcoal on freshly dried papyrus.

Still haven't gotten over a bad case of the smuggler's blues.

ME: You there! Are you a cowboy.

COWBOY: Yes sir, I am.

ME: Would you say you sing a sad, sad song?

COWBOY: No, I do not. I usually sing some peppy show tunes.

ME: Then Poison lied to me.... those bastards LIED TO ME!!! ...read more