At a certain point, you have to wonder what those boys are proud of.

Text reply when they make a joke BEFORE you know how hot they are:

"Funny"

Text reply when they make a joke AFTER you find out how hot they are:

"😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣OMG🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😆😆😆😆😆" ...read more

Anyone using the Netflix random “play something” feature is a psycho.

Be the reason absolutely nothing happens ever.

🎶Welcome to the Boggle®️,
It's all fun and games,
Shake it up and find a word,
But no proper names,

Three letter words you can find,
Whatever you may see,
If someone else gets that word,
Then no points for thee,

Because it's Boggle®️,
Welcome to the Boggle®️,
etc. ...read more

Show me a picture of a rock band from the 70s where it doesn't look like at least one band member was high and another had an STD.

Nothing matters. You might as well start dragging my heart around.

Please stop asking me about my skin care regimen.

If you're anti-vax (millions of doses, incredibly low side effect profile) but pro-Regeneron (read the drug package insert), it just exposes that you're utterly full of shit.

As always, ignore George Conway. It's all a grift. If he believed anything he wrote, he couldn't live with his wife. Period.