Why will no one tell me to vote?
I will now put a song in your head:
I GET UP
If you give me non-Philadelphia cream cheese for my bagel, I will cut you.
What's the weirdest animal?
(platypus excluded)
Historical Fun Fact:
The 25th Amendment was added to the Constitution after a president said he preferred Van Hagar.
Ignore polls. Stay furious and hydrated.
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Facebook reminded me of my ex today…
Like waves, crashin' on the beach
I saw Arrest for Treason open up for Megadeth in ‘93. Good show.
People seem to forget he's a one-note moron and that one note is white supremacy. He will double and triple down on that forever.
According to a recently enacted federal law, if anyone says the phrase “It's Britney,” it must be followed with “Bitch.”