Microwave popcorn?
C'mon, you're better than that.
Microwave popcorn?
C'mon, you're better than that.
Third time's the harm.
Good things come to those who just kidding they don't.
Cereal is appropriate 24 hours a day.
Rage is definitely a growth industry.
To all the people who write “I'm not crying, you're crying”:
I'm not crying.
THEM: Let me tell you a little bit about myself.
ME: I know your name. You mean there's MORE?!?
Rarely does an interaction with someone end with me thinking "I guess I was wrong about people."
It's important to recognize that your friends are kind of idiots, but at least they're not very helpful when you need advice.
Hey. Turn on your heartlight.
“The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel." ~William Gibson, Neuromancer.
Is Tim Allen still curious as to how evolution works?