Microwave popcorn?

C'mon, you're better than that.

Third time's the harm.

People absolutely love being wrong.

Good things come to those who just kidding they don't.

Cereal is appropriate 24 hours a day.

Rage is definitely a growth industry.

I just looked up "debate" in the dictionary. We are not using that word properly.

I stand behind my emotional, knee-jerk, poorly articulated, and conspiracy-based position.

You can't fix “divisions” when people are divided over facts, law, and science. There's no “meeting halfway” on those.

My “happy place” was just quarantined.

The strangest feeling would be a day where people didn't give me another reason to hate them.

<keeps waving car into my lane and simultaneously speeding up to block it>